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.....set about the poor unsuspecting cab driver with her Gucci handbag which she had recently purchased in Karama. Soon a crowd of onlookers had gathered, blocking the road, and as Granny continued to berate the taxi driver, the sound of police sirens could be heard in the distance.

Granny was impervious to the noise of the sirens, she just was

determined to punish the cab driver for not taking her to Carrefour. The

police were getting nearer, Granny was hitting harder, then who should

happen along, it's Ian, Granny's Godson, Ian grabs granny around the

waist and pulls her away to.......

...... the new Oval cricket ground in Dubai.
" Granny," he exclaimed breathlessly, " We need you in silly-mid off. The English are killing us. "
"But I am English, " Granny exclaimed.
"Yes, but I'm your godson, don't you love me?" Ian pleaded, putting on his best puppy dog lost look.
Of course Granny, who doted on him, gave in. Getting her knitting needles out of her bag, she asked:
" Do I have time to knit myself a nice Arran jumper? "

Yes Granny, with the traffic as it is in Dubai today you can knit a couple,

one for me as well. By the way Granny, when we get to the New Oval,

you have to promise me that you will not shout for England. Ian, you

stupid boy, how could you say such a thing, I will never give up my right

to shout for Queen and Country as she belts him around the head with

her handbag....

..then suddenly she comes to her senses and realises that the story of her life carries on. At her age, death was inevitable a long time ago yet she had avoided death. She then wondered, what she hadnt accomplished but wanted to. Most of all, she wanted to..

travel to the USA, she told the cab driver to head for Dubai International

Airport, Ian is confussed, but then that's not an unusual state for him.

Granny is rumaging through her bag, yesssssss, she has her Passport

with her. They reach the Airport and she goes straight to the Emirates

counter to purchase her ticket, when suddenly...

..a man walks upto her smiling. Granny being a cordial person herself smiles back at him. He walks right upto her and whispers in her ear. " Try not to scream and I will try not to fire the gun in my hand and scatter ur brains"
Granny is frozen with fear as the man steers her in the direction of passengers boarding with his gun shoved into her ribs. Granny is too shocked to wonder how he is going to get her on board without her papers and ticket.

Granny approaches the boarding gate, she is shaking with fear, however

she also realises that it will be a problem to board her flight if she doesn't

have a ticket, with this in mind she slowly starts to form a plan of action

in here mind, when suddenly, out of the blue, she hears someone

shoutiing her name, at this the gunman.....