Ryanair To Charge Passengers To Use Toilet

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Ryanair to Charge Passengers to Use Toilet Mar 01, 2009
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Mar 01, 2009
BeeGees:
Ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive...
Ah ah ah ah Staying aLiiivveee ... hahhivve

Margins are small in aviation.
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Re: Ryanair to Charge Passengers to Use Toilet Mar 01, 2009


I wouldn't be flying them anytime soon, and hey, it has nothing to do with the toilets, lol
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Mar 01, 2009
baby diapers comes in mind

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Mar 01, 2009
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Mar 03, 2009
Ahaha @ the Bee Gees Staying Aliveeeeeeeeeee.


Ryan air is a School Bus with Wings.
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Mar 03, 2009
I got onto a Ryanair flight ,
Damn!! My prostate was tight!!
At a pound every time,
The loo was a crime !!
Seventy pounds added on !!! Is that right?
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Mar 03, 2009
Seventy pounds for the shitter,
You must be joking you witter,
A trip to the loo,
Not worth a dime too,
This is not a way to show your glitter!
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Mar 04, 2009
You must have no knowledge of prostate,
When a man has to "go" then he can't wait,
If you're on a plane ,
It can drive you insane!!
You must have the loo , or it's too late1
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Mar 04, 2009
When there is need for the shitter,
Be it prostate, my blatter or a simple spitter,
From all cheap airlines to fly,
Say Ryan Air, EasyJet or BMI,
Choose one that has a tiny bit more glitter
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Mar 04, 2009
What if you have a weak bladder ?
I can think of nothing much badder !
On an eight hour flight,
When money is tight ,
And your pants hold one "spitting adder" !!
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Mar 04, 2009
Voluptuous big organic bag of fluid,
There is another way to do it,
Just splash your tights,
and fight for human rights,
Get mad at O'Leary's Ryan Air and sue it!
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