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>>> >
>>> > THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN SOUTHALL.
>>> > ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A
HAIRCUT.
>>> > AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER
>>>REPLIES:
>>> >
>>> > "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU.
>>> > I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE."
>>> > THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
>>> > THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
>>>THERE
>>>IS A
>>> > THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.
>>> >
>>> > A
POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY
>>>THE
>>>BARBER
>>> > AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES:
>>> > "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU.
>>> > I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.
>>> > " THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
>>> > THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
>>>THERE IS A
>>> >THANK
>>> > YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS WAITING AT HIS DOOR.
>>> >
>>>
> AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE
>>>ALSO
>>> >GOES TO PAYTHE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES:
>>> > "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU.
>>> > I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.
>>> > " THE INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.
>>> > THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS
>>>SHOP, GUESS
>>>
>>> >WHAT HE FINDS THERE...
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
> CAN YOU GUESS?
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER YET?
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > COME ON, THINK LIKE AN INDIAN....
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > A DOZEN INDIANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT........
>>>

hahaa Good one!

hhahahahaa aint we smart!! Indian Software Engineers!! hahaaaha

Cooooool.........

. . . nice

i thought he would leave a thank you note and some meetayee haha.. more of them haha

This joke was originally about " a prostitute from USA" , who offers free unlimited broad-band services ( s.e.x ) . First she got a guy from state and then from UK and then from germany and finally from India.

good one!

made my DAY!

HP wrote:This joke was originally about " a prostitute from USA" , who offers free unlimited broad-band services ( s.e.x ) . First she got a guy from state and then from UK and then from germany and finally from India.

thats new..
'd heard the other version long time back though.

Ohh give me a break. Why you're all laughing at corny joke?

nice

asc_26 wrote:Ohh give me a break. Why you're all laughing at corny joke?

because maybe...just maybe those people that are laughing found the joke to be funny...


but hey, thats only a guess

bushra21 wrote:

asc_26 wrote:Ohh give me a break. Why you're all laughing at corny joke?

because maybe...just maybe those people that are laughing found the joke to be funny...


but hey, thats only a guess

Good Guess Bushra