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sage & onion wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:er Raidah, please note that kittens should not be taken away from their mother until they are at least 8 weeks old. You won't find one that young, nor is it fair to have one that young as they still need their mothers milk.

I was also thinking that they had to be a little older then 5 weeks, not that I know that much about our furry friends

The absolute minimum is 6 weeks, but it's not recommended. None of the vets or shelters will let you take one any younger than that.

Here's one for RC
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.

What do you call a kitten that gets passed from owner to owner? A chain litter.

Bethsmum wrote:Here's one for RC
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.

What do you call a kitten that gets passed from owner to owner? A chain litter.

The question on everyone's lips: Was Lenin's dog a Communist son of a b1tch?



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:Here's one for RC
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.

What do you call a kitten that gets passed from owner to owner? A chain litter.

The question on everyone's lips: Was Lenin's dog a Communist son of a b1tch?



Knight

And is Karl Marx's tomb a communist plot?

A Russian General inspects his military unit deep in the desert. In the evening he asks if there are any women. His Colonel waives him to a shed.
The General opens the door but sees only camels . Several days pass and the General is so deperate he goes to the shed where he makes passionate love to one of the camels.

The Colonel is impressed: Wow, comrade General, you are tough!!! We usually use those to take us to the nearest village.

In a block of flats in Moscow on the 25th floor, Olga asks her husband, Oleg; "Go to the kitchen and connect the proton with the neutron!"

Oleg goes to the kitchen to do so... Suddenly there’s a bone crunching thud and Oleg starts cursing; "Blyat! … I fell over the pig's chain again!"