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The ones with orange sensors don't flash, the occasional ones between them with a clear area (flash unit?) do flash, I've seen several go off (not at me, nyah..). I guess the oranges one monitor your speed only and send the information to the ones that flash and capture you. I think the driving has ...
by Speedhump
Feb 04, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What's up with the new speed cameras on SZR
Replies: 113
Views: 19046

because he's taken the phrase 'pigeon fancier' too far?
by Speedhump
Feb 04, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Local Birds
Replies: 11
Views: 1800

LOL, you're right sorry! I only looked at the date of the last post. I think uaekid is trying to get his posting numbers up....naughty.
by Speedhump
Feb 04, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Doctors -finding one
Replies: 6
Views: 4654

rudeboy wrote:kuch kuch hota hai


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0172684/

Sounds nice, but don't you find Bollywood films a bit formulaic, or are they getting more original in content? I love the music though...
by Speedhump
Feb 04, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: What is your all time best romantic movie?
Replies: 79
Views: 15478

look I'll explain, pigeon... carrier... carrier pigeon.....

OK it was a cr*p joke I know
by Speedhump
Feb 04, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Local Birds
Replies: 11
Views: 1800

Hypothetical: If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to feel hurt during my first timer. I want to enjoy that single moment of marriage without any bleeding on my fancy (white) dress and the uneasy-ness of not knowing how to obtain maximum pleasure from it on this 'special' occasion. No practice, no fu...
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: How to Stay a Virgin
Replies: 30
Views: 10840

Don't know.

Maybe start by asking the Ministry of Health, tel. 04 3966000 or GP's offices.
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Counselling
Replies: 8
Views: 4951

One comment, if you're worried about pricing you don't eat at the One & Only Royal Mirage, that's just dumb!

If you need inspiration the timeoutdubai.com restaurant guide is usually up to date with fair reviews of all grades of eateries.
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Celebrities Restaurant - One & Only
Replies: 6
Views: 2326

RedKite wrote:The kid always argues with Arnie!
They are always having a barney!!
Not gentle banters,
But actual "ranters"
Bus inspector versus Reg Varney!!


this one's my favourite.

Move right down please!
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 19191

uaekid you are a fool. For example all the countries that were once dominions of European powers and kicked the Europeans out ("we have freedom, woohoo....") have reverted to almost total collapse of their economies in 50 years or often much less. The once British-run ones have been a litt...
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 19191

I bet they'd still run out of chicken dinners before they get to my seat... :banghead: :banghead:
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The A380 Down under
Replies: 42
Views: 3108

yah, either it's regular bad luck or a conspiracy ! :D
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The A380 Down under
Replies: 42
Views: 3108

I shall not fight in this glory day (weekend) :) You're behind the times, Thursday is not a weekend any more in UAE, although it's hard to find a local that wants to work even on a Thursday morning.....yeah this country would work real well without Europeans....Read some history over your weekend, ...
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 19191

rudeboy wrote:in the last pic of the a380 is that a pda on the table?? does anyone know??


the big grey box sitting in a stand is the touch screen remote to control seat recline, massage control, lighting, entertainment, stewardess call, etc.
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The A380 Down under
Replies: 42
Views: 3108

Re: Celebrities Restaurant - One & Only

Has anyone been to the Celebrities Restaurant at the One & Only? If so please kindly comment on the food, atmosphere and pricing (financial crisis now so this is important!) Thanks! i went to Tagine resto there it s a Moroccan yamy yamy great food great service lamb tagine, cous cous and lots o...
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Celebrities Restaurant - One & Only
Replies: 6
Views: 2326

It's about time we all stop pretending like we don't need each other and get rid of the "i can do it on my own, i dont need anybody" attitude. U remind me of myself when i was a rebel with my parents at the age of 18..!! We all need each other, whether we like it or not. All countries are...
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 19191

we built the greatest empire the world has ever seen! Everybody loves to hate us but secretly they want to be us!! why did we ever give this place back to these people? its probably cos you couldnt look after your own island :D and it all started with the fact the indians gave you a good as* kickin...
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Britain Facing Major Currency Collapse, Bankruptcy
Replies: 92
Views: 9012

LOL. brown on brown hatecrimes...gotta love it. Stand back Knight, this could get messy, as sage & onion says, we're all red on the inside. :violent1:
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 19191

Britain totally BANKRUPTED herself standing alone against Hitler after he overran the rest of Europe. It is not funny. You are bloody cowards hided on your island until summer 1944. What do you think Hitler had been doing before? What were your victims in the "War in Europe"? You tell thi...
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Britain Facing Major Currency Collapse, Bankruptcy
Replies: 92
Views: 9012

Sorry Arnie, I was under impression of Knight's story... the thousands who died or were captured and sent to POW camps, the German advance would have been 10 times faster. The strict amount varies from 25 to 35 million...Oh, sorry again. They were not Brits. Now I get it. RED Chief. Have you heard ...
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Britain Facing Major Currency Collapse, Bankruptcy
Replies: 92
Views: 9012

RedKite, waxes lyrical...the Edward Lear of DF....bustin' !

Rudeboy...it sounds so gangsta, Jamaican/yardie wannabe?

Skanga!

Guns don't argue....
by Speedhump
Feb 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 19191

OK Robby we should close this thread then. Noone truly human believes that war is good, and we mourn the real people that die, whatever nationality. Nobody forgets them, it's just ridiculous to say that. But if you don't look at and learn from history it will always repeat itself, don't forget that....
by Speedhump
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Britain Facing Major Currency Collapse, Bankruptcy
Replies: 92
Views: 9012

There are some male cabin crew on Emirates flights, and in fact I think it makes for a better mix. I never flew Etihad. I have a feeling that maybe Emirates are trying to 'Emiratise' their cabin crews, following the lead of other industries. But check here: http://www.emiratesgroupcareers.com/ Go fo...
by Speedhump
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Male Cabin Crew Oppurtunities
Replies: 7
Views: 3066

Hey, where did the troll go?? I think you all crushed him.

:naka:
by Speedhump
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: sex outside marriage
Replies: 77
Views: 16675

here some good answers from my past ;) (Beleive me darling, I am trying to be honest with you as much as I can) God knows what is it inside me, however you just could not know it !). (It was not my own choice to be away, life made me be away in order to build up my plans, and do my business, withou...
by Speedhump
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: class of break-up lines
Replies: 5
Views: 2375

as I said, I really don't intend to talk to an idiot whose only need is to say 'more of us died than you'. OK, well done, gold star, go away.
by Speedhump
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Britain Facing Major Currency Collapse, Bankruptcy
Replies: 92
Views: 9012

there's only one rhymer elite
jester redkite is slick and he's neat
his doggerel verse
cannot fail to immerse
robbyg and the kid in deep sheet.

(that's the way to avoid getting your posts moderated!)
by Speedhump
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 30456

Dubai still ain't such a bad place
but they b*tch and they moan without grace.
these whiners from hell
want to ring the death knell
on this city; well boys, "IN YOUR FACE!"
by Speedhump
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 30456

by the way, that last one is dedicated to the letter writers of 7 Days. forgot to say...
by Speedhump
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 30456

LOL. yep they love to write about us for better or worse.

Notes of apology on the windscreens, that's soooo funny.

3 years' time, UAE passport control: "ah I see when you left last time you apologised to everyone you stiffed. OK it's fine, you can come in."
by Speedhump
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai expats give new meaning to long-stay car park
Replies: 38
Views: 6052
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