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You ask of the best place to move,
It is where you fit in a groove !!
Measured in NEED,
Not profligate greed!
At HOME ,you have nothing to prove!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Where is the best place to move?
Replies: 31
Views: 2815

Robby's a "Dutchman" as such,
So his poems don't rhyme very much,
As for "Dutch cap"?
That sits on his lap,
Robby! You write "double Dutch" !!!!!!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

Now Speedhump knows how to rhyme ,
His "metre" is right every time!
Take into account,
The syllable count,
To make that limerick chime!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

Robby's not heard of Dutch Cap,
He's not from our area of map ,
He should try a French letter,
It might fit him better,
When he sticks his old boy in the cra* !!!!!!!!


BOOM!! BOOM!!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

Amsterdam and Dubai, both extreme !
Like water and coffee with cream!
They're chalk and cheese,
Where different rules please,
Whilst in one......of the other you dream!!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

The kid was feeling much gladder,
When a camel he climbed with a ladder,
He approached from the back,
To empty his sack!!
But only emptied his bladder !!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

The cause of this mess are the bankers ,
Too many are plain second-rankers!!
Their profligate ways,
Caused these desperate days!!
It is clear that the bankers are W*NKERS!!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

Thanks for that Sage. Useful to know. However, it is as my banker friend in the UK told me, weeks ago. He was in Dubai and Abu Dhabi over Christmas and was told by an Abu Dhabi Govt official that AD could not allow Dubai to fail. After all it is the same country with the same CURRENCY. A failure in ...
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Abu Dhabi injects Dh16bn into emirate's banks
Replies: 14
Views: 1077

There was a young man from Dubai,
Who was a gay kind of guy,
He called fellas "Duckie!"
And loved "Fu**ie !! Fu*ki* !!
And touching boys up on the thigh!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

Why say that your "word pace goes faster",
When the rhyming of words you don't master??
If you read fast or slow,
The words must still flow,
Lacking rhyme..... the ode's a disaster !!!!!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

UAE kid, You seem to say that you welcome stricter Islamic control over Dubai. Well , if it gets TOO strict, you can forget international tourism......which is what Dubai is trying to attract!! You can't have it both ways!! Westerners go on holiday to enjoy themselves, not to come up against alien.....
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Abu Dhabi injects Dh16bn into emirate's banks
Replies: 14
Views: 1077

Come off it Robby ! The Dutch bled the Dutch East Indies , too ! They did not go there for their health ,or to make the local Indonesians rich !!!! So cut out the "holier than thou" rubbish. The Dutch were colonialists after valuable spices from the East. Dutch, Spanish, German, Portugese ...
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai expats give new meaning to long-stay car park
Replies: 38
Views: 3464

Red Chief, Why would they leave their car at THE BANK , if they had other huge debts as well? They were not going to stay around to get prosecuted or jailed !! They skipped the country quietly. You will NEVER see those people visit Dubai again. They'll be too afraid. Dubai Banks will not chase them ...
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai expats give new meaning to long-stay car park
Replies: 38
Views: 3464

Robby,
I have never worked in Dubai!
So what you exclaim is a lie !!!
I've never fled,
OR lost my bed,
In Dubai , AD or Mumbai!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

To go back to the Times report. Yes, it is probably exaggerative, but there is a BASIS of truth in it......however OVERSTATED it is. People who lose money elsewhere in the world often run away if their liabilities exceed their assets. They burn their bridges as they do so, but they will not show the...
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai expats give new meaning to long-stay car park
Replies: 38
Views: 3464

Just put "visit Qatar" into Google and seen http://www.visit-qatar.com . Doha looks interesting , but more Islamic and far stricter culturally than Dubai. I cannot imagine them having as many jobs there. There is less going on. They have more oil and gas wealth than Dubai and have not spen...
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Where is the best place to move?
Replies: 31
Views: 2815

Bernard Madoff victims

This interesting report is on http://www.telegraph.co.uk regarding the financial victims of New York investment guru......and CROOK...Bernard Madoff. There could be a lot of FAMOUS PEOPLE , who have lost absolute fortunes with this man. I wonder if Dubai is exposed in any way? Copy:- "PRINCE CH...
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Bernard Madoff victims
Replies: 8
Views: 1235

The masseur gave the client a rub,
Then whacked him dead with a club!!
For a rub in Dubai,
You should choose a Thai,
A bird who likes rub-a-dub-dub!!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Death of a Shirtlifter
Replies: 2
Views: 589

Robby, I am not even English !!
Nor Danish, nor Swedish , nor Scottish!!
"English as hell???"
You don't know me well !!
Your throat must be too full of Flemish !!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

Speedhump recalls Trucial Coast,
Set up by the Brits we can boast,
Now "Trucial's" from TRUCE,
Which follows ABUSE!!
The Kid needs to heed that the most !!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 11707

Speedhump recalls Trucial Coast,
Set up by the Brits we can boast,
Now "Trucial's" from TRUCE,
Which follows ABUSE!!
The Kid needs to heed that the most !!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 11707

Dubai was founded on pearls,
Which were really loved by the girls,
Dubai then swopped them,
For more valuable "gem"
Tea from the East like Grey Earls!!
by RedKite
Feb 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 11707

The Dutch are just like the Flemish,
Same language.....related to English,
Belgium is new,
From Flanders it grew !!
Once ruled for years by the Spanish!!!!
by RedKite
Feb 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

The Flemish are related to Dutch,
You don't need to know very much !!
Flanders was Holland
The westerly lowland,
The Flemish are Dutch....as such!!
by RedKite
Feb 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 18146

UAE kid, You are not talking logically. I did not say a country ,like UAE, should FORGET its religion. However, if it wants western tourists, then it must allow them more freedom, otherwise they won't come to Dubai. In business, the CUSTOMER should always be right"" [ At least 90 pc of the...
by RedKite
Feb 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Abu Dhabi injects Dh16bn into emirate's banks
Replies: 14
Views: 1077

No comment on this story then?
by RedKite
Feb 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Bernard Madoff victims
Replies: 8
Views: 1235

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by RedKite
Feb 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Where is the best place to move?
Replies: 31
Views: 2815

The letter from self-confessed Nutta,
Is as clear as un-clarified butter,
Am I the dummy,
Searching for mummy ??
Is that what the Nutta did mutter?
by RedKite
Feb 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 11707

Nutta has no sense of humour,
That you need for this site built on rumour,
This site's full of spite,
With bits of respite,
It's as funny as a cancerous tumour!!!
by RedKite
Feb 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: People …. Start packing!!
Replies: 164
Views: 11707

Robby,
A really nice word is that "visit",
In fact, it is really exquisite!!
For tourism sites,
It is up there in lights!!
So obvious !!! No need to ask "Is it?"
by RedKite
Feb 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Where is the best place to move?
Replies: 31
Views: 2815
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