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BMreformed wrote:Pakistan

That's what I was thinking too.

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Yep

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Hey, I can see it! Why cant you?
But I am not in Dubai, so maybe that's the reason?

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yes women play with your feeling , and to think you were ready to give your life to that twat! Well, men are not supposed to have any feelings!! Maybe I was wrong? :shock: I thought males are like 'drones', you know, the male bees in the hive that are just meant to fekk the queen bee, and then die....

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wazabi wrote:Jonkers ,

Man are supposed to be players and bad in feelings.

thats the first rule i missed.

You are missing too many rules! You better start all over again

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prowheels , This morning on my usual close scrutiny of DF, I discovered you'd changed your mind in guessing what country X was, from France initially, to Israel! :shock: That's cheating! Not allowed here. What made you change your mind? (I know one hint was when 'lonely' had said it was not France....

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The "Muslim men" thing is a bit overdone on DF

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BMreformed wrote:I voted to open another bottle of Chardonnay last night and this morning I wish I hadn't.....

So Chardonnay wont do it then......

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agreed because most of the "Muslim men" are not really muslim men.... Well, as a good Muslimah, you will have to admit that in Allah's court those are words that are frowned upon, lonely. Allah does not get happy when you pass such a judgement on someone, even though to you he/she might a...

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I am reading a book called "How to be Filthy Rich in Rising Asia". Its actually a NOVEL by a wonderful Pakistani author called Mohsin Hamid. Won many International prizes already. I am impressed by his writing. At one place he says, about Pakistani Muslim men "..........he was the sor...

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Meet Walter Barnes. All golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old man! Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one m...

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I agree that this is an irritating username I have picked. I assure you, this was intentional, so the purpose has been achieved :D Who or what does one label as an enemy? I think its someone that would like to see harm done to one, in however small a way. In my "book", that constitutes an ...

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A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely ...

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Thanks.
People should not mess with seniors.

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I remember! Thought that might not be PC. How about " old timer"?

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Ok then......lets do it!

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BMreformed , OAP it is then BM. Old Age Pensioners, for those who dont know

FlyingDutchman , Totally agree with you! Its an upside down world. The priorities are all skewed!

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When I grow up, I want to............buy the most expensive number plate in the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtN35OUIu0g

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hmmmm....Barasti.....cant we go somewhere quieter? So we can hear each other

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Good idea! Do some karaoke too....

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BM.......Right on one and wrong on the other.
Now suggest another venue than Barasti. Dont forget the croaky

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How much money do you have? Must be lots

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And do what with it? I thought you might be in a better position to answer that question, riri, since you've been in Dubai for so long :D I find a certain disarming innocence in a people who can get so excited, en-masse, about such a non event as bidding for car number plates into the billions of D...

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Meeting in a coffee shop is so teenager-ish!
So my vote goes to BM on this; I've hit Rock Bottom

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Many years ago, I happened to look through the definition of good health by the World Health Organization:"..a sense of physical, mental, and social well-being...." it said. I hope it remains the same today. I think its a very good guiding principal for leading one's life. A lot of fads an...

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^^Manic Depressive or Bipolar Disorder; if you always wanted to know what it was like, then study this guy carefully.

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Hello Bushra; how have you been? Doing well I hope
There have been some changes since the last time you visited DF; I've had a name change (though it rhymes with my old nic that you might have known me by), and most of the old crowd no longer come to this watering hole

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^^ BM , he's a cow meat eater, A derogatory term used for the Muslims by Fundamentalist racist Hindus in India, like the Shiv Senna. A cow is respectfully called "Gaiy Matha" (or Mother) by them because it gives them milk. Eating of cow meat by a Hindu is something forbidden in the Hindu r...

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^^ Your'e welcome! And here is something for your viewing pleasure. It isn't long; and all that the man is saying is that the cow is sacred in their religion, and so every product of it is sacred and good for physical and spiritual health. You can see that he is enjoying himself. He goes on to say t...

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Strange are the ways of the Simulators indeed BM! When you said British Steel is gone, I went to Google, and found this interesting reading. Incidentally, also a good explanation of why Privatization is a necessary evil: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Steel So, privatised in 1988 by Mrs T; mer...

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