RedKite I've just got up out of bed, Seen lots of new names on this thread, But as soon as I click, Humpy's in quick, So my rhyme needs changing instead !!
RedKite Before I can reach for the Flora, This thread has been hijacked by Bora, Five minutes ago, That was not so, In Dubai..... "Today" is "Tomorra" !!!!
Bora_Bora @Red Kite Should have a second drink to see That he is barking up the wrong tree should be posting on the limmericks thread needs another drink to clear his head a bashing he will get I promise thee
RedKite You must be metaphorically speaking, That compliment I am not seeking, But... "From Bard to Verse " Would be much worse, Or perchance it's "Much ado about Nothing!" ???
Speedhump Bora has promised a pleasing, or is that lady just all teasing? Would she really be willing to give us a thrilling or would kicks in the nads leave us wheezing?
RedKite "Bora twice" needs a syllable count, Middle lines need to be right amount, Make this a short line, And this ...just like mine! Then , back to original count !!
RedKite "The rules were made to be broken " Take note.......for Bora has spoken !!! She will end up in jail, If that thought does prevail, In Dubai , NO "rule" is a token !!!
Misery_Called_Life ^^^ Should a man break the rules, he gets lashes A woman doing so, just take her $ex appeal up a few notches! 😎