Speedhump On my forearm I'll open a gash and go begging for mountains of cash. It's amazing to me what one can get for free just by braving the pain of one slash!
Speedhump ...but if finally it all goes tits-up, and no money drops into my cup. I'll hop on a plane, and jet off to Spain, and with old English villains I'll sup 🙂
RedKite Speedhump is shacked up with a Chink, No offence!! I don't call her a gink !! The Chinese are nice! You get plenty of rice!! And even more "afters", I think!!!
RedKite If your girlfriend comes from Shanghai , Then chips you don't need to fry ! She'll fill up the wok , And rub oil on your **ck You're the luckiest guy in Dubai!!!! Boom ! Boom !!
Misery_Called_Life Dubai the land of plenty, For all who desire some beauty, Russian, Iranian, American, Watabout a kinky German? For one n all, there is BOOTY!!
Speedhump As it's now just past midnight I can write the following: Some say Argie rugby is dirty. They trip you and tug on your shirty. But to RedKite's delight Taffs are starring tonight when they trounce the Gauchos at five thirty!
Speedhump On the Al Ain road you'll hear the calls, shouts of line out, and kicks, rucks and mauls. Yes it's rugby again, a sport fit for real men (that's guys playing with oddly-shaped balls!)
RedKite Speedhump picked up birds with a wink, But that's when he first learnt to jink!! A side-step or two, On the way to the loo, Dodged "hookers" in bars ...."What d'ya think??
RedKite England's now wearing a frown Their team ,this year, has gone down , Ain't it a bugger, Playing fourteen man rugger!!! ?? Now its Ireland or Wales for THE CROWN!!!
Speedhump England's deaf to the referee's whistle, so they're now chewing not meat but gristle, and the trophy may go, as we all now might know, to those wearing the shamrock or thistle!
Speedhump 'Yellow fever' is surely a curse. Though I know of a lot that are worse than lying in bed being given great head by a Chink that is dressed as a nurse. :love10:
RedKite Now Speedhump , you rascal old mucker !! It seems that You've found a good sucker !! You have a Chink, A good 'un , I think, Who'll blow you away when you f*** her !!
Speedhump We blasted past Kenya tonight a team that can give quite a fright. I'll pray to the heav'ns for a trophy at Sevens 'cause Six Nations is utterly sh*te! 😀
Speedhump Redkite's team now will face quite a test as the Kiwi's are best of the best. Though they've taken some knocks they come off of their blocks like a steamtrain to kill off the rest!
RedKite The trouble with the team from New Zealand , Is it's drawn from many an island !! Let's be specific!! Call it "Pacific" ! Cos the team's drawn many a small land
Speedhump The Pumas are feeling quite bleak A diff'rent trophy they must seek. They're asking the heavens what went wrong at the Sevens? They were hit in the head by a leek!
RedKite I have not seen the finals as yet , On Wales I would not often bet, In seven a side There's nowhere to hide, Quick break and a try you can get!!
RedKite So what became of the Blacks? That's Kiwis, not Kenya .....or Dax !! Who beat New Zealand ? Was it your England ? The Blacks have some dangerous backs!!
Speedhump The Blacks were beaten by your men who played not like seven lads but more ten. As for England's sad story, there's no final glory. I'd have rather sat watching Big Ben.....