RedKite This day is Saint David's Day , He once spoke over Cardigan Bay! "Wisdom, not greed!! Is what we all need !!" Saint David spoke TRUTH all the way!!
RedKite Remember on Saint David's Day , Another fine truth he did say ! "Do the small things !!!" He told peasants and kings!! "For greed will only lead you astray!!"
RedKite My cabbie who drove to and fro , Informed me that his name was Mo, He was from Bangalore, Do you want to know more? In two shakes he drove to my door !!
RedKite When you look at syllable count, You must put an equal amount In each limerick, You must do that trick!! Three eights and two fives will account !!
RedKite The first of your two lines must rhyme With the last one all of the time, Line three and line four, Must rhyme some more, To create a poem sublime .
RedKite Since Robby's first language is Dutch, His rhymes are quite good ,as such, To rhyme in strange lingo, Is harder than bingo, Although I don't play very much.
MC Redkite has his own thread, without him it would be dead. But no fear I'm here to save the day, with my post that is of OMG YAY!! Now back to work for my daily bread.
Misery_Called_Life A limerick like Red Kite, I wanna write, The art to make it sound so right, To get it right, shall I write n write, Till poetic harmony I attain, Even in the middle of the night!!
RedKite Here's a man who's not happy, Oh dear !! His nick-name says that much , I fear !! "Misery called life" You need a good wife!! Or else you may well hit the beer !!
RedKite MC, you must understand well , And listen to that which I tell, These lines are shorter See that ? You oughta!! And this one is longer as well!!
Misery_Called_Life The whole world seems doomed, Then why blame me alone for all the gloom, You did, Extract your pound of flesh, during my boom, And even as skeptics, cynics and doomsayers loom, I state this right now that I shall once again boom, They call me Dubai, and I shall rise again, as I was groomed!
Misery_Called_Life Ahh, and Mr Kite, a good wife, I hear Comes with a hefty price, I fear, For, all I have in this world, is just enuff for me and my rear, The debts of a wife, I shan’t be able to clear, Alas, a good beer, Shall definitely, turn misery, into cheer!!!
Misery_Called_Life I’m afraid u’ve got it wrong Mr. Kite, My name’s only provocative, not meant to cause frite, For my misery called life, one need not worry, For I’m sure like night to day, My misery shall also leave, in a hurry!!
RobbyG How true, do I fear, the reasoning I hear, With some words I tremble, A woman being a gamble, But all that really matters, in a world full of shatters, Is the dough in your pocket and the 'shear' luck you gather
RedKite There is nothing as good as a wife , Who supports you through trouble and strife !! A good wife is a rock! And not just a frock! She helps you throughout all your life!
RobbyG I never had a good wife, because I am young and hyve, The word wife is too tight, A lady sounds more right, Together we share all walks of life 😉
RedKite A lady who's a really good wife, Gets you through all the trouble and strife, Whereas a tart, Is not worth a f*rt !! She'll take half your earnings from life!!!
RedKite "The road is under construction", Is Robby's written instruction, Does that mean, as well? The old "Road to Hell" ?? Which leads to DEATH and DESTRUCTION??????
RedKite A tart is not worth a w*nk!! She can be a Scouse or a Yank !! But my wife is the best, And not said in jest!! She's safer than many a bank !!