Awww, bless them both! Once she gets over the overwhelming embarrassment and global humiliation (which doesn't seem to have affected him judging by his recent revisits to Yalumba - see UK tabloid press for more details) they will be snapped up by the same tabloids for their tell-all stories.
Hey, maybe Max Clifford will steer them in the way of a book deal or two: "My Nightmare in a Dubai Jail Hell Hole"...
I can see it now, people will be hurling copies of Kerry Katonia's life story out of the bargain bins in Asda to get to Vince and Michelle's sordid (but everso true) tales...
You never know, Vince may get a recording deal out of this! 😉