Vasilji
I can read Your and Your family members future years ahead. Is there anything important You want to know the answer to or is there someone/something You want to be found?
I can make You to be aware of danger and make You see Your enemies thou they try to hide from You. I can also protect You, Your home and family.
I will tell You if Your wishes will come true or not, and even give You information on what You need to do to make those wishes come true. I can tell You who You can trust and who Your enemy is, what the enemy is plotting against You and Your family. Accidents, and also if someone in Your family will be seriously ill. All of those questions will be answered.
Vasilji
dee7o
"I will tell You if Your wishes will come true or not"
I wish that the moment you read the above message, a triggered grenade magically lodges itself at the opening of your rectal sphincter. Can you please tell me if my wish will come true? Thank you for your help and for this free and selfless distribution of your nonexistent sixth sense.
Speedhump
- Vasilji wrote:
I can read Your and Your family members future years ahead. Is there anything important You want to know the answer to or is there someone/something You want to be found?
I can make You to be aware of danger and make You see Your enemies thou they try to hide from You. I can also protect You, Your home and family.
I will tell You if Your wishes will come true or not, and even give You information on what You need to do to make those wishes come true. I can tell You who You can trust and who Your enemy is, what the enemy is plotting against You and Your family. Accidents, and also if someone in Your family will be seriously ill. All of those questions will be answered.
Vasilji
Hey he stole this from the US Homeland Security mission statement!!!
dee7o
loooooooool