arniegang
do you think we ought to consider an application form for new members? I was thinking of some sort of checklist.
For example
In order to qualify for DF Membership, you must be able to answer YES to the following qustions:
1 Do you love donkeys ? Y N
2. Do you think Libans donkey has really cute fluffy ears? Y N
3. Would you ban from the forum anyone who hates donkeys? Y N
4. Do you think there should be a Lane on the SZR dedicated to Donkeys Y N ?
5. Should the DFM consider a sponsor of a Donkey sanctuary in Dubai ? Y N
What are your thoughts liban and can you think of any more questions ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Dubai Knight
6. Would you let Liban 'pimp your ride'?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
arniegang
Excellent
no 6 is in
:lol: :lol: :lol:
raidah
or we could reduce all these questions to only one:
are u willing to become a real dubaiforums donkey?
1. no, i hate donkeys
goes with immediate elimination
2. id rather be a donkey slave
they would become the forum's bitc.es and do all the dirty work for us
3. maybe
they will be those who we can all pick up on and make life miserable for our own selfish entertainment, until they decide who they side with
4. yes, i absolutely want to become a forum donkey
they will all have a to sware on their lives that they will respect and obey the ups and downs of a forum donkey membership. treason of donkey values comes with elimination and seizure of material goods :twisted:
and so that nobody can cheat, we should make an inquisitor office, which i would gladly preside 8)
so what do u think? vote while u still can :twisted:
the_zooter
The DFM should have the final say on who enters, following completion of the questionnaires.
As a tie-breaking type of question, we could ask for pictures of the would-be members??
raidah
yeah and since we don t seem to agree on one religion, how about we put down the basics of a new one, the DONKYSM :D
Liban
What about having donkeys rule the world? Any question with regards to that?
GAB
7. Have you ever ridden a donkey?
fayz
8. Has a donkey ever ridden you????
GAB
Hmmm....that brings to mind the camel story doesn't it?? Needless to say I will never try anything camel. Every time I see camel milk I just cringe! :shock:
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Sara1983
I think Liban should own "Come-Get a Donkey Ride" Shop :lol:
WE ALL the DF peeps should Get a FREE ride or else we won't promote for the shop :P
ajb
Liban has your donkey been using the internet again??? .... newest registered member at this moment is Donkeydubai??
Sara1983
-giggles- yeah I thought about this too!!!! :lol:
arniegang
- fayz wrote:
8. Has a donkey ever ridden you????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
GAB
- arniegang wrote:
- fayz wrote:
8. Has a donkey ever ridden you????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Arnie-you think His is funny as opposed to mine!!?? :cry: :cry:
fayz
- GAB wrote:
- arniegang wrote:
- fayz wrote:
8. Has a donkey ever ridden you????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Arnie-you think His is funny as opposed to mine!!?? :cry: :cry:
you are at a higher level then us in the gutter, you should take it as a compliment.
the_zooter
- fayz wrote:
- GAB wrote:
- arniegang wrote:
- fayz wrote:
8. Has a donkey ever ridden you????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Arnie-you think His is funny as opposed to mine!!?? :cry: :cry:
you are at a higher level then us in the gutter, you should take it as a compliment.
To be fair though, Fayz's was made funnier thanks to Gab's post!!