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Re: Bank

Don't see the point really as the banking system here is prehistoric and all they want to do is sell you a credit card and take a blank signed cheque off you so they can put you in prison at their own behest.
by Dubai Knight
Aug 16, 2012
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Bank
Replies: 3
Views: 470

Re: Emirates

Be a bit rough on the kid if they lived in Burkino Fasso!
by Dubai Knight
Aug 16, 2012
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Emirates
Replies: 22
Views: 1234

Re: Time To 'unban' BM...

I for one am glad she is gone. DF became a murky pool of chavness with her around!
by Dubai Knight
Jul 30, 2012
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Time to 'unban' BM...
Replies: 43
Views: 1489

Re: Women Of Dubai

Any nation making claim to a sea (or gulf in this case) is like 2 fleas arguing about which one owns the dog. It was here before Iran was Persia or before the GCC states were called Arabia so I reckon they should call it 'The Gulf' as this is neutral. It is also a word that neatly describes the gulf...
by Dubai Knight
May 19, 2012
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Persian Gulf vs Arabian Gulf name dispute
Replies: 28
Views: 394

Welcome to the 21st Century!

As a normally self confessed Luddite, I have just become the proud owner of a shiny Star Trek Next Generation Apple iPad 3... I have shuffled around the sitting room in my tartan slippers idly swiping my fingers across the screen and mumbling such platitudes as "Data, can you check the dilithiu...
by Dubai Knight
May 16, 2012
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Welcome to the 21st Century!
Replies: 10
Views: 633

Re: Yay I Made 1000 Posts

Mines a large JD and coke...

:drunken: :drunken: :drunken:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
May 16, 2012
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: yay I made 1000 posts
Replies: 17
Views: 672

Re: If Your Were Famous...

kanelli ,

You talking about me again?

:-) :-) :-)

Knight
by Dubai Knight
May 16, 2012
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: If your were famous...
Replies: 16
Views: 1254

Re: Back from Holidays

It was an interesting holiday...the first time I have been back to Mallorca since I was 8 years old! Didn't like it much all those years ago and had a very negative opinion ever since. The SO managed to convince me there was more than meets the eye as she had worked in tourism there for a couple of ...
by Dubai Knight
Aug 24, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Back from Holidays
Replies: 5
Views: 435

Back from Holidays

Ah well, the time has to come when the vacation ends and we have to get back to that mundane thing called 'life in the sandbox'! Greetings Duffers, the Knight has landed back in the bosom (although he should not be thinking of that during the Holy month!) of Dubai. Not a lot has changed, a few new r...
by Dubai Knight
Aug 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Back from Holidays
Replies: 5
Views: 435

Re: DF Meet Up :D

general_A wrote:great, i'll be the stripper :D


Wallpaper?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 31, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: DF meet up :D
Replies: 77
Views: 1604

Re: Some tips for Ramadan

Surprised to read some airlines don't serve food or drink as it is not required to fast if you are traveling for a journey of more than 100kms.

I shall find out in a couple of days as I am flying to Cairo on the 1st.

:? :? :?

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 30, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Some tips for Ramadan
Replies: 22
Views: 808

Re: DF meet up :D

rudeboy wrote:how about a paintball match meetup!! I ll defintely turn up for thaT :::DDDDDD


Now where did I leave the shells for my AK47?

8) 8) 8)

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 30, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: DF meet up :D
Replies: 77
Views: 1604

Re: DF meet up :D

Unfortunately the Ultimate Fighting League event is fully booked for competitors this year!

:blackeye: :blackeye: :blackeye:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 27, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: DF meet up :D
Replies: 77
Views: 1604

Re: The One Thing You Should Do In Your Lifetime.

DK, you of all people should know that a vintage motor car or motor cycle without an oil leak simply doesn’t exist! :lol: , I remember a cousin of mine used to visit on his Ariel 650 Huntmaster Twin and after arriving he used to place a small drip tray under the engine to collect the leaking oil du...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 27, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The One Thing You Should Do In Your Lifetime.
Replies: 19
Views: 727

Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing??

I once struck a happy medium...

She sued!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 27, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing??
Replies: 25
Views: 814

Re: The One Thing You Should Do In Your Lifetime.

The first thing I want to do in my retirement is to renovate, from scratch a 1965-8 Triumph TR4A, it would be an IRS model with a hard surrey top and finished in British Racing Green. Triumph TR4A IRS.jpg Best of luck with the later gearbox and the dumb Fairy overdrive unit they put in the 67-68 mo...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 26, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The One Thing You Should Do In Your Lifetime.
Replies: 19
Views: 727

Re: Are You Faithful Or The Other Thing??

zonker wrote:
Busa, you are already in heaven! I can see you and the lady in leather tights on your motorbike with you, disappearing into the sunset! :lol:


So can Busa...


Just don't let Mrs Busa know!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 26, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing??
Replies: 25
Views: 814

Re: Bye,bye.

I think her record company execs probably have to share some of the blame. She was probably pushed and pushed and pushed to churn out more money making songs and if it took a bottle of Stolly and a few lines of Columbian marching powder to wring it out of her, I am sure they would oblige. The only t...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 26, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Bye,bye.
Replies: 45
Views: 1020

Re: Filipino accent considered clear ?!

Herro, Sirrrrmaaam!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 18, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Filipino accent considered clear ?!
Replies: 46
Views: 3418

Re: What will happen to Dubai's camel racecourse?

Undoubtedly it would. However: U2 will never hold a concert in Dubai for several reasons: 1. It would be in Abu Dhabi as the government there would effectively pay for it. 2. It would never break even as there are just not enough people in the region who could afford the ticket price 3. The logistic...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 18, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What will happen to Dubai's camel racecourse?
Replies: 17
Views: 1094

Re: Great Rock Anthems.

Smoke on the water, Deep Purple http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXPI30rPu4k&feature=related Free Bird, Lynyrd Skynyrd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtD3tHcPtGM Hokus Pokus, Focus :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v7LzOeTkfM A Focus fan?? Now we is talking!! Jan Akkerman is one of my all tim...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 18, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Great Rock Anthems.
Replies: 7
Views: 236

Re: Great Rock Anthems.

Highway to Hell - ACDC

The ultimate rock anthem!

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 17, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Great Rock Anthems.
Replies: 7
Views: 236

Re: Hello Boys and Girls of DF Land!!!!

Did you have any parts replaced?

Hope they are bigger, stronger, faster...so you end up like Steve Austin!

Physio in Germany? I wondered where they trained all the sadists these days.

Get well soon.

8) 8) 8)

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 16, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Hello Boys and Girls of DF Land!!!!
Replies: 15
Views: 530

Re: New Trend??

I am glad they stopped serving children in certain restaurants...


I could never eat a whole one in one sitting!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 14, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: New Trend??
Replies: 24
Views: 552

Re: SPELLING MISTAKES COST MILLIONS

Don bovver me,

I always get my wucking murds fuddled...

8) 8) 8)

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 14, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: SPELLING MISTAKES COST MILLIONS
Replies: 4
Views: 292

Re: Strange Names!

Maybe the doctor was from Yorkshire and when Becks asked him what time the baby was born he said:

"Har pa' seven!"

:?: :?: :?:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 12, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Strange Names!
Replies: 23
Views: 470

Re: Is The Level Of Education Among Expats Lowering In The U

Going back some time my sister-in-law took a job in administration in an Indian school. One of the "benefits" was that her daughter could attend school. Now, my niece could only speak Arabic and some English. After a while when she spoke no one could understand her because she was mixing ...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 11, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is the Level of Education Among Expats Lowering in the UAE
Replies: 21
Views: 1306

Re: Last Space Shuttle Flight

I just sent Obama 1 dirham.

He may need it when times get tough.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 11, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Last Space Shuttle Flight
Replies: 20
Views: 411

Re: Last Space Shuttle Flight

Well now the US has pulled military funding to Pakistan, maybe they will have the odd $6 billion in the kitty to build a new re-usable space vehicle?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 11, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Last Space Shuttle Flight
Replies: 20
Views: 411

Re: Is This The Way Forward For The British Monarchy?

Dude is a nutter! He is also confused as he kept banging on about Moses. Correct me if I am wrong, but Moses was Jewish. He led the ISRAELITES (Jewish tribe) out of Egypt in about 3000BC. Islam wasn't even a gleam in the eye of anyone at that stage. I am sure that SB have their eye on him. And are l...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 08, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Is This The Way Forward For The British Monarchy?
Replies: 49
Views: 978

Re: 18 Fun facts about women

Joke time: A sports teacher at a special needs school finds himself in charge of a class of blind kids one day, but it also happens to be on the same day as the FA Cup final...and his team are playing! He really wants to watch the match on TV but knows he should really focus on the kids. He wracks h...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 08, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: 18 Fun facts about women
Replies: 21
Views: 6911

Re: Eppco/Enoc kicked out, Adnoc takes over.

Look at what happened in Europe in the 1970's when the Saudis and OPEC held the world to ransom and the price of fuel went through the roof. Raging inflation Mass layoffs of workers as companies tried to economise Bankrupt companies by the hundred Strikes Lock-outs The death of the airline industry ...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 08, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Eppco/Enoc kicked out, Adnoc takes over.
Replies: 10
Views: 512

Re: Try Not to Laugh.......but............

The UAE couldn't judge a game of tiddlywinks fairly.

:evil: :evil: :evil:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 08, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Try Not to Laugh.......but............
Replies: 16
Views: 504

Re: I'm Boycotting...

One, of course, could always do Luncheon.

This is the posh version of the midday meal and no to be confused with the spam look-a-like that comes in tins and is laughingly called 'Luncheon meat'.

8) 8) 8)

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 08, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I'm Boycotting...
Replies: 18
Views: 455

Re: 18 Fun Facts About Women

cw71017 wrote:"You don't see straight men dancing with each other"

I call BS. :P


Unless they are Greek.

or Lebanese

or Syrian

or Jordanian

or Saudi

or Zulus

Lots of countries have men only dancing only its not normally face to face...

8) 8) 8)

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 05, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: 18 Fun facts about women
Replies: 21
Views: 6911

Re: Eppco/Enoc kicked out, Adnoc takes over.

If they tripled the cost of fuel here, it would destroy the economy in a few short months. Cheap labour and logistics costs are a couple of the reasons that make this a desirable market for investment, take these away and it will kill it surely as a shot to the head. The report in Gulf News further ...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 05, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Eppco/Enoc kicked out, Adnoc takes over.
Replies: 10
Views: 512

Re: Beer or Lager?

Belgian Beer Bar at the Movenpick Festival City has a wide choice of lager type beers. BB: Pimms is a wonderful drink, just mix a single shot with lemonade and plenty of ice in a tall glass and garnish with a sprig of fresh mint. Often best served if made in large jugs and add a little sliced cucumb...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 03, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Beer or Lager?
Replies: 17
Views: 465

Re: IPhone or Blackberry?

Some people don't care as long as it is available in Barbie pink or with a Burberry check cover...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 03, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: IPhone or Blackberry?
Replies: 15
Views: 717

Re: Do You Think The White Race Is Heading For Extinction?

Second, they are free of all known diseases. yup no diseases Well, there is Foot and Mouth disease... http://www.thepigsite.com/articles/?AREA=FeaturedArticle&Display=305 as well as Swine Vesicular Disease The pig is chosen as it is closest in mammalian size and structure to a human when it com...
by Dubai Knight
Jul 03, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do you think the white race is heading for extinction?
Replies: 201
Views: 4455

Re: Why do members sign their name after each post?

That particularly...I am a champion floor slobberer!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 02, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Why do members sign their name after each post?
Replies: 12
Views: 336

Re: Why do members sign their name after each post?

Don't diss The Hoff!

I taught him everything he knows...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jul 01, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Why do members sign their name after each post?
Replies: 12
Views: 336

Re: Do you think the white race is heading for extinction?

"What we need is a great big a'melting pot Big enough to take the world and all its got Keep it stirring for a hundred years or more And turn out coffee coloured people by the score..." Blue Mink said it all! If someone was able to have assimilated all the good things from all the ethnic s...
by Dubai Knight
Jun 29, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do you think the white race is heading for extinction?
Replies: 201
Views: 4455

Re: Why Do Members Sign Their Name After Each Post?

benwj wrote:Don't know why.

DK and BM both do it :shock: :shock: :shock:


Been doing it since post no.1 back in the days when pterodactyls ruled the skies.

But I only use the abbreviated 'Knight' on account of the fact I am bloody lazy!

8) 8) 8)

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jun 29, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Why do members sign their name after each post?
Replies: 12
Views: 336

Re: Tattoos. Like them or Hate Them?

Ambassador wrote:I also find tatoos in woman's lower back a bit "trampy".


Hence the description: 'Tramp Stamp'!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jun 29, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Tattoos. Like them or Hate Them?
Replies: 44
Views: 1284

Re: JBR Iceberg..

I think you will find it is an example of innovative ambient media.

You noticed it and are talking about it here, so it seems to be working.

8) 8) 8)

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jun 29, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: JBR Iceberg..
Replies: 2
Views: 279

Re: What Song Gets On Your Nerves?

Catch a Grenade by Bruno Mars...

I wish he would!

:evil: :evil: :evil:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jun 23, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What Song Gets On Your Nerves?
Replies: 18
Views: 535

Re: UAE Recognizes Libya Rebel Forces

Thanks for the gag feed Drew!

UAE: "Oh hi aren't you the Libyan Rebel forces? Didn't we meet at the Goldstein's barmitzvah?
I thought I recognized you!"

Boom! Boom!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jun 13, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: UAE Recognizes Libya Rebel Forces
Replies: 15
Views: 445

Re: What do You Think the Future Holds?

Hoping that someone will invent and perfect the teleporter before too long.

Fed up with having to cram into little aluminium tubes and fly everywhere really slowly.

8) 8) 8)

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jun 11, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What do You Think the Future Holds?
Replies: 10
Views: 331

Re: Strange! But True.

Dillon wrote:Gadsby, a novel by Ernest Vincent, contains over 50,000 words, none of which contains the letter ‘E’


How does he put his name to it then? He has 3 'e's just in his name...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jun 09, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Strange! But True.
Replies: 15
Views: 1036

Re: Winner of the Day :D

Keep the faith Shaf!

Nihil illegitemi carborundum!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
by Dubai Knight
Jun 08, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Winner of the Day :D
Replies: 11
Views: 237
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