Top reasons why beautiful ladies today are still SINGLE
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think girls are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money only look for a very rich girl.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think girls are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think girls are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank
God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKETHE FIRST MOVE!!!!
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it’s the job of the ladies to process them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with."
DEDICATED TO ALL THE UNMARRIED LADIES IN THE FORUM