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melika969 wrote:

No story??

Shes thinking no more tandoori kebabs for the hubby because his farts smell really awful when I have to make up the bed every morning After a scent of her husbands pocket of old farts left overnight in the bed, she starts feeling dizzy and thats when she is overwhelmed by her husbands fart that she finally falls on to the bed and then on the ground.

lol dude was holidng off from anything in graphic as though it would go straight to censure club.

Roadtester wrote:lol dude was holidng off from anything in graphic as though it would go straight to censure club.

No nothing in Romance section will go to censor club anysoon, cause there is no active moderator here. So that s the reason why some people showing their true colors over this place!

melika969 wrote:

Roadtester wrote:lol dude was holidng off from anything in graphic as though it would go straight to censure club.

No nothing in Romance section will go to censor club anysoon, cause there is no active moderator here. So that s the reason why some people showing their true colors over this place!

it goes with my user name you asked for a story I gave you a story

melika969 wrote:Who can write a story about this pic?

gosh! the toilets is full and im starting to peeh! I cant hold it anymore, better use the lavatory, and putting on her shades bowing his head so no one will notice her... LOL

portland wrote:

melika969 wrote:Who can write a story about this pic?

gosh! the toilets is full and im starting to peeh! I cant hold it anymore, better use the lavatory, and putting on her shades bowing his head so no one will notice her... LOL

lol nice, everyone is getting "rude" now

melika969 wrote:Who can write a story about this pic?

Its cold outside. The trees are bare and icey. Winter has arrived.
Melika is feeling sad. Her feelings have been hurt too many times now. She thinks about leaving her existing life to find that new opportunity. Her mind is ready for a warm, cosy and gentle support in her life.
Mel dreams about white pearly beaches and a firm cocktail in her hand enjoying the utter relaxation of the Maledives. If only she had someone to share it with... she lowers her head downwards, right leg retracted on the countertop...a teardrop appears in the corner of her right eye.

Her mind is full of ideas, but there is nothing for her left to please,
But perhaps Robby can help her smile, after all... he is quite the tease...

Not good enough Mel???

RobbyG wrote:Not good enough Mel???

Hey no, Actually I liked it so much! thanks, mmmuuaahh!

melika969 wrote:

RobbyG wrote:Not good enough Mel???

Hey no, Actually I liked it so much! thanks, mmmuuaahh!

melika969 wrote:Who can write a story about this pic?

"It was only then that she was able to accept her washing up deficiency..."


Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

melika969 wrote:Who can write a story about this pic?

"It was only then that she was able to accept her washing up deficiency..."


Knight

or............................

"is this why god made my feet so small? it means i can stand closer to the kitchen sink"

Oh goody, its nice to know s.e.x.ism is alive and kicking somewhere in the West Cun'ry!!



Knight

After indulging two large bowls of chocolate flakes (see pic), she suddenly remembers how fat she will get...

If only she was anorexic...

arniegang wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

melika969 wrote:Who can write a story about this pic?

"It was only then that she was able to accept her washing up deficiency..."


Knight

or............................

"is this why god made my feet so small? it means i can stand closer to the kitchen sink"

or still more.................

"The sad realisation finally hit her after the plumber had left, that the leak was from her incontinence pants!"



Knight

aaaaanddd you guys think you are funny!?

melika969 wrote:aaaaanddd you guys think you are funny!?

No, we KNOW we are!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

melika969 wrote:aaaaanddd you guys think you are funny!?

No, we KNOW we are!



Knight

ahha! RRighhhtt! and what else do u know?

melika969 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

melika969 wrote:aaaaanddd you guys think you are funny!?

No, we KNOW we are!



Knight

ahha! RRighhhtt! and what else do u know?

One is a veritable cornucopia of gewgaws and gems of verissimilitudinous trivia! My mind is a whirl with a virago of transient nodes of thought from aurora to the final kiss of twighlight...

Which means I know what Bo don't know...



Knight

^^^I dont like this guy!

melika969 wrote:^^^I dont like this guy!

Tough darling, you are stuck with me. I am the Mod!



Knight

melika969 wrote:^^^I dont like this guy!

he's cool Mel - trust me

Dubai Knight wrote:

melika969 wrote:^^^I dont like this guy!

Tough darling, you are stuck with me. I am the Mod!



Knight

I wouldn't be flaunting that fact a lot at in any meetup with the guys that I'm a MOD of the romance forum visted mostly by girly girls with fantasies of rainbows and pink unicorns.

Yes very slow night for me tonight ! Well actually everythiing wrapped up pretty early so back home early

Getting back on topic.

* sob sob, sniff sniff...I should really stop peeing in the sink and learn to use the commode like everyone else. And why do I use pink kitchen wipes to clean my tush !

Your story stinks.

ooooo !

I bet you'd love it if it was sloppy love story mush now wouldn't you.

Women...so predictable

desertdudeshj wrote:ooooo !

I bet you'd love it if it was sloppy love story mush now wouldn't you.

Women...so predictable

I think I need a little talk with your wife, DD.

Need to check if your lady is being denied the mushy mushy man she thought she married. I bet you are just pretending to be the tough guy here.

arniegang wrote:

melika969 wrote:^^^I dont like this guy!

he's cool Mel - trust me

Ok Arnie, i can give him second opportunity!
BTW how are you?

RobbyG wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:ooooo !

I bet you'd love it if it was sloppy love story mush now wouldn't you.

Women...so predictable

I think I need a little talk with your wife, DD.

Need to check if your lady is being denied the mushy mushy man she thought she married. I bet you are just pretending to be the tough guy here.

Like I said man, perfectly happy with the 3G dong

desertdudeshj wrote:Women...so predictable

Predictable women?

Seriously DD, have u ever met a woman?