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Bugs Bunny, but what is worse...

is that his known associates are less than welcome in certain circles, so much so that....

Due to the insecurities and superstitious beliefs of the endemic population, and in particular their council members, rumours of conspiracy theories were never ending, thus creating an enigma surrounding the (allegedly homosexual and mutant) Rabbit and his associates, making them ideal candidates for the job at hand. Without further ado they made contact with Bob, when suddenly, out of the blue, came …

Bethsmum, who having had some close contact with the rabbit was absolutely adamant that the rumours him being a devient were not true at all, so much so that she was willing to....

Challenge the most neophobic of all the Council members, Sage & Onion, who, it was also rumoured was the leader of the Zombies! His charade was slowly becoming plain for all to see, he just couldn’t contain his alter ego and by that evening … (BTW it’s adamant!)

Sage had finally surcummed to the charms of BM, who was too much for him to handle and left him for dead. Luckily for him, he was rescued by...

his zombie minions who wrapped him in gauze and stuck him in a vat of pickles to recover from BM's vicious vixen-ness. Sage spent 12 hrs stewing over a suitable revenge. When he emerged from his vinegary vat, he gathered his army of zombies and hatched his plan...

Of finding BM. Finally he found her hiding in a manhole. He and his zombies(!!) pulled her out and chopped her head off to rescue the world of black magic! While the entire city was applauding their act, they noticed a little rabbit crying breathlessly close to them. The rabbit came to Sage and said: please, Please…

Sage, give me back BM's head! She is indeed Queen of Black Magic and has cast her spell over you all on DF. If we don't make BM whole again who will remove the spell that makes all of the posters on DF appear retarded? If we hurry we can use Mel's prit stick to mend BM. I can save you all but you need to pursaude Mel to give up her prit stick now, I know she has special needs, Sage, but...

try to find it in your heart to release her to me, with my special powers I can bring her back and make sure she does what is in her power, I will also be able to control her in the future and you will see a much calmer person emerge, someone you will be proud of, she will even.....

disclose the extent of my special powers over women. so that you Sage, in time, could learn to be..

Human again, Dillon played along with this charade, he knew BM would grow another head and in doing so would become more powerful than before, he was just playing for time, meanwhile …

on the other side of town close to Mall of the Emirates their appeared to be a......

Pet Shop, and there were a few suspicious characters hanging around outside the shop peering in the windows at the puppies and kittens within, I wonder what they were thinking …

it was at this moment that Dillon appeared, well known for his Bunny Powers, having being drafted in by the Pet Patrol to try and get to the bottom of this very strange activity, he was accompanied by BM and her....

Choir, when they suddenly burst into song; …

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

BM bought the doggie and gave it to Sage! before she mysteriously disappeared, some say to California but the question on everybody’s lips was, why Sage? …

as he was no pet lover. Dillon recalled the day Sage was arrested by Dubai Police and later released with out charge. There had been a number of complaints by the public that every time Sage had a BBQ a neighbourhood cat went missing. Despite evidence of the remains of little pussies in Sages recycling bin the police..

decided that they had no concrete evidence to enforce a conviction, however until this day they have a secret patrol on Friday to moniter any possible strange looking steaks being served. It was upon learning of this unfortunate turn of events that BM (Big Mama) decided that seperate action was required and she....

returned from excile in California to give the poor pussies a decent burial. Being an animal lover she decided to seek revenge on Sage and his BBQ friends by planting..





BTW Big Mama? I hadn't realised we were aquainted. I bet you would Sagey but the question is would I?

a small unobtrusive rose bush in his garden, whilst knowing full well that this genetically modified version of the English Rose would emit poisonous fumes at sundown, the time that Sage loves the most for his BBQ activities. Big Mama was not satisfied with this so she....

planted a dozen more.

Only a dozen more, said Sage, what kind of woman are you? you are meant to be the queen of the pussies and all you do is.....................

having other kittens wash YOUR face with THEIR saliva!

WhiteJade wrote:having other kittens wash YOUR face with THEIR saliva!

(Sorry to interrupt, but LOL - please continue)

that was when the phone rang.........trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.....
hellow!

and upon answering the call Big Mama discovered to her surprise that.....

It was Sagey! Hello, hello, is that you Sagey? For Christ's sake turn that hearing aid up. Now Sagey, what's all this malarky? Are you trying to lure Big Mama out of semi retirement? Sagey, I've told you before BM comes with a Health warning for older men, I do believe I'd make your pace maker miss a beat. Why, on one topic you're telling people to ignore me and here you go, you just can't leave BM alone! Which is it? If you're having memory problems I can recommend Vitamin B2. Sagey, you are as dull as dish water lately, as seems to be DF, why you are in competition with JBR community as being nearly dead. I've looked at your earlier posts and you were much livlier in your youth, can't you get it back? All you seem to do lately is post on this topic and word association game. And where's everyone else these days? Bora seems to be AWOL (didn't forget you this time Bora!) Mel seems to have gone on her holidays to see if she can find some tottie abroad, I wonder if she traps another Man Utd fan? (LOL),I note you couldn't get her here with thoughts of your bbqd sausage! DK is still here and hasn't changed, I do believe he would sha& a beetle if he could keep it's back legs still. DDS must be pulling a few double shifts as he's been mighty quiet since Drew pointed out he spends 23 hours a day on line. Arnie has taken a back seat since he was revealed as a requent poster on JBR, he came back with how much profit he made on his sale, earned a Blue Peter badge and told BM she was frustrated that she didn't know his username, now the bit about not knowing his username is true, but as BM knows his real name, that's much more fun isn't it? I wouldn't post it Sagey, as BM is not that mean in real life! And the only one not to post on More From Bethany's Mum is guess who? yep, Bethany's Mum! How weird is that? Now, who have I missed? Ahh TJ, now he seems to be one of the only one's who get's BM's obscure sense of humour! I'll leave out the spy as he seems missing in action and the Warrior (as Mel calls him LOL), DF's know it all and writer of articles for the international press and the Beano.
Anyways Sagey, must dash, BTW, BM has been on a diet and I'll try not to lose too much as BM knows you really want to slap her virtual a$$, you naughty boy.......

Time to shut down this episode.

Ah ah Sagey! I was right. BM is too much for you! Well you only have yourself to blame you little tinker....

Bethsmum wrote:Ah ah Sagey! I was right. BM is too much for you! Well you only have yourself to blame you little tinker....

Bethsmum,

I am afraid that you are deluding yourself and as you seem to believe that my use of the words Big-Mama were meant to be insulting and or some kind of personal fantasy, from here please be informed that any form communication should be without the use of any kind of name other than what is used to sign in.