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Nov 25, 2006
because they are stupid.

Why do we get headaches ?

MaaaD
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Nov 25, 2006
because of people like you


why do some people never shut up?
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Nov 25, 2006
They have logorreah

What is the perfect hair colour?
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Nov 25, 2006
Transparent

Why do we have hair?
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Nov 25, 2006
So advertisers can use pretty girls in commercials going swish swish

Why can we actually see something that is transparent?
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Nov 26, 2006
because we're too lazy to try to see through something opaque!

why do we write with our hands?
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Nov 26, 2006
because our feet smell

why does the week start on sunday ?
MaaaD
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Nov 26, 2006
to get rid of monday blues..

why do we sing in the shower?
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Nov 26, 2006
It's a natural behavior... apes all over the world sing when they are drenched in hot water

Do you really like me?
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Nov 26, 2006
yes, deep fried.

Why is the sky blue at day, black at night?
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Nov 26, 2006
Cause THE ROCK SAYS SO!

whats really in meatballs?
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Nov 26, 2006
meat!! aka lahem :lol: :lol:

Why are balls round?
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Nov 26, 2006
because round building blocks wouldn't work very well...


why do camels hurt when your ride em?
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Nov 26, 2006
They are sensitive

How the birds can fly?
Mi Ange mi Demon
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Nov 26, 2006
nuclear propulsion

What is that green stuff that grows under the fridge?
bear
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Nov 26, 2006
Is the alarm bell for cleaning

Why I am always late ?
Mi Ange mi Demon
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Nov 26, 2006
Coz your watch is slow.

Why do we use watches?
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Nov 26, 2006
cause sun dials are heavy...

if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around... does it make a noise?
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Nov 26, 2006
it does, noise is any wavelength that isnt wanted. sh!t that isnt a smartass answer. let me try it again,

it does, noise is noise. (wtf)


why is the telephone ever invented?
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Nov 26, 2006
Dude how else are you going to order pizza?


Why do people screen calls?
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Nov 26, 2006
people wanted something other than a finger to keep their brains from leaking out.

Why does nobody know how to give smartass answer? (IAN get in here bud)
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Nov 26, 2006
Cos nobody is like you

Why there are only 4 seasons ?
Mi Ange mi Demon
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Nov 26, 2006
Bec there is no more room in my closet, do I have to elaborate more?

Why is the earth round?
zam
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Nov 26, 2006
because it's not square.

zam i pmed you, did you get it?
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Nov 26, 2006
if I did, I could have answered you sweety! (ohh sorry is that part of this game? :lol: )



How can you eat a chilly that is so chilly?
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Nov 26, 2006
Yes I get it too (for Asc)

Why my heart beats ?
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Nov 26, 2006
Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:Yes I get it too (for Asc)

Why my heart beats ?



It beats for me hon


Why does my joints hurt when I try to scratch my back with my toes?
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Nov 26, 2006
Cos you r getting old

Why there are fishes in the sea ?
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Nov 26, 2006
So that you get your daily dose of Cod Liver oil every day!


Why can't I touch my nose with my tongue like some of friends!
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Nov 26, 2006
Cos you need some training :wink:

Why we have juz two hands ?
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