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Feb 26, 2008
Kuninsberg for Kaliningrad in German.

Automotive tools are in the trunk of ur car.




why ppl sleep at night.

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Feb 26, 2008
Because it is difficult to stay awake.




Why do people wear clothes to bed?
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Feb 27, 2008
cos its dangerous to keep everything out in the open you might have theives lerking around in the dark :D



tommorow is here so y isnt this game over!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 28, 2008
Because it has no day counter.






Why is Thursday such a great day?
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Mar 24, 2008
Because you don't need to be in a boring cabin in front of a stupid machine for the next two days.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Mar 24, 2008
manulal wrote:Because you don't need to be in a boring cabin in front of a stupid machine for the next two days.

Why did the chicken cross the road?


to find out who came first, the chicken or the egg!!!! 8)

How much can you sleep?
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Mar 25, 2008
Three hundred and thirty seven Dirhams.





How many pounds in a ton?
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Mar 25, 2008
sage & onion wrote:How many pounds in a ton?


Well... An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care.

therefore pounds = ton :roll:



why we call the apple... APPLE????
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Mar 26, 2008
Because people would get extremely confused if we called it a strawberry.





Why is the Moon circular?
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Mar 26, 2008
because then only the crescent will look like what it is now.


why did apple fall on newton's head?
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Apr 04, 2008
Because he was there




Why does water flow downhill?
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Apr 04, 2008
Because newton could not prove otherwise!!!!





Why guys cheat on girls????
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Apr 05, 2008
Because boys get more violent when cheated on.






Why does paint come in many colours?
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Nov 05, 2008
they only come in red, green and blue just mixed together at different amounts...

why is W the only letter in the alphabet to have more then one syllable ?
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Nov 05, 2008
because that letter was invented by chinese :LOL:


why can't you count rain drops?
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Nov 08, 2008
uding22 wrote:why can't you count rain drops?


...coz the water gets into your eyes, and everything looks blurred!

Why can't you tickle yourself?
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Dec 06, 2008
Because the shaking would stop the tickling.

Why are clouds not square?
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Jan 06, 2009
^ Even if they started out being square, the wind would change their shape.


What came first, the chicken or the Egg?
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Jan 07, 2009
The Chicken came first, no it was the egg, no must have been the chicken, no way must have been the egg, I give up.



How many sides in a circle?
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Jan 23, 2009
there is 4 sides in circle


Can u explain it ?
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Jan 26, 2009
Only if you have the time to listen



How long is a piece of string?
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Jan 29, 2009
If you look hard enough... there is no string.


How do you get a 1 armed blonde down from a tree?
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Feb 01, 2009
Cut the tree down




How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb in your villa?
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monky will kill u if utouch his girlfriend Apr 27, 2009
monky will kill u if u touch his girlfriend

i will offer monky to exchange girl friend
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Re: monky will kill u if utouch his girlfriend May 02, 2009
newdubai wrote:monky will kill u if u touch his girlfriend

i will offer monky to exchange girl friend


This has nothing to do with the game?
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May 02, 2009
All of them for all their lives.

How to refridgerate an elephant?
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May 02, 2009
Send it to Antarctica!

what is common sense?
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May 06, 2009
Monroe is hot.

The lion king has called for a meeting. All animals attended it except ?
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