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Nov 23, 2006
so we don't float up to freakish milk raining venus

what's an ozone?

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Nov 23, 2006
ozone is ZONE with a round about but no U-TURN
dont mistake it with UZONE


why do men have beards on their face?
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Nov 23, 2006
cos women couldn't see the real face of a man.

why does the phone ring?
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Nov 23, 2006
how else are you going to ignore it?

why am i posting so much this afternoon instead of working
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Nov 23, 2006
cos u're ignoring your phone.

why are you ignoring your phone?
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Nov 23, 2006
bec he doesnt want to say hello when he answers it...


why are you calling on the phone anyway?
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Nov 23, 2006
so he wont be bad breath!

why am I feeling hot?
zam
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Nov 23, 2006
coz the AC is off...

why is the water in the shower hot?
isabela
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Nov 23, 2006
because the hot water heater isn't off :lol: :lol:

Why do you shower?
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Nov 23, 2006
because i want to be wet..

Are you wet?
isabela
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Nov 23, 2006
not yet but i'll have the jacuzzi ready when u come ;)

Why is George Bush hated by so many?
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Nov 23, 2006
Bec he is two faced (yeah the rival of Batman!)

why is it Thursday today?
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Nov 23, 2006
'cuz it always is after Wednesday, duh! :P

Why do we work 6 days a week?
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Nov 23, 2006
Because you all are too stupid to play the stock market.

Why is all this getting so confusing?
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Nov 23, 2006
because it's funny to live when u're confused.

what was first: day or night?
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Nov 23, 2006
NIGHT

Why are we crying?
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Nov 24, 2006
just 'cuz my eyes water, doesn't mean I cry.. it was the.. errr.. Sun.. yeah it was the sun :P

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Nov 24, 2006
nosoup4u wrote:just 'cuz my eyes water, doesn't mean I cry.. it was the.. errr.. Sun.. yeah it was the sun :P

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


The yolk.

Who is the woman at the top forum photo?
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Nov 24, 2006
she's the mother superior.

why do people sing?
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Nov 24, 2006
so they could dance....
why people get drunk?
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Nov 24, 2006
To overcome their pathetic personalities.

Why is The Cyclone still in business?
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Nov 25, 2006
so that losers still have a chance of getting lucky..


why does love hurt?
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Nov 25, 2006
Maybe it wasn't meant to be hon. :( ain't no doctor love. :(

Why does love hurt? - for others to answer please..
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Nov 25, 2006
love does not hurt but it is the falling out of love or "lack" of love that hurts.

why do psychics never win the lottery ?

Cheers,

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Nov 25, 2006
Because they don't know how to guess the correct combination & probability of winning numbers. :wink:


Does love moves in mysterious ways? :wink:
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Nov 25, 2006
yeah. it's the only way it moves! otherwise it would be interesting!

Can u stop the time?
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Nov 25, 2006
Not if it stops you first.

Are we alone in the universe?
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Nov 25, 2006
No.There is God out there.And someone else in other galaxies.
Why people want to fly?
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Nov 25, 2006
iurca wrote:No.There is God out there.And someone else in other galaxies.
Why people want to fly?


Because they dont want to walk

Why are people stupid?
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Nov 25, 2006
So that they can continue posting here.

Why do people die?
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